Zebra. Nearly everything about this movie is incredibly unlikeable. Bigfoot comes out of his cave, confused about what's occurring, with Peter panicking and shooting him with his handgun, followed by the rest of his crew shooting the creature with machine guns, killing him (no blood at that moment, but his dead body is later seen with some bloody bullet holes in it). PLOT: (Note: The "Our Take" review of this title examines the film's artistic merits and does not take into account any of the possibly objectionable material listed below). This Blu-ray is a solid upgrade from the previously released DVD, but that doesnt mean it gives a standout performance, either, with average audio and video qualities, and some horrifically awful extras. $6.6M, Runtime: I like it plenty. Milas slaps Junior on the back of the head to make him shape up. Hot garbage of a movie but what can you expect from the Sandler Clan C-Listers. Peter and Fred end up fighting in an office where they knock things over and a chair ends up being thrown through a glass wall (played for comedy). The time slot for the show has been shifted to the super late night, and the brass are ready to pull the plug. The male doctor then has the female nurse rhythmically massage the turkey's throat to make it relax and let go (with one man making a crude remark about her stroking the beak), but she then reacts in disgust to Peter having an erection (not seen), with him stating that he couldn't help it due to what she's doing and her being "f*cking hot." But I love that scene where Peter asks Cooker if he's wearing a thong. We see footage of a man on fire. But when killer pygmies, frisky border guards and an amorous turkey threaten to cut their. For those sensitive to such images: As the crew makes their way through a jungle, we see a large snake coiled around a tree branch above them. Other new and recent reviews include: (meaning gay oral sex as in "kneel and bob"). JOE DON BAKER plays a survivalist friend of Peter's late dad who wants to sell a map to Peter showing where Bigfoot was spotted (and needs the money to buy Lithium and another drug). Peter Gaulke (STEVE ZAHN) is the somewhat dimwitted host of the wildlife TV show "Strange Wilderness" who -- with the aid of audio man Fred Wolf (ALLEN COVERT), cameraman Milas (ERNEST BORGNINE), driver Danny (PETER DANTE), and production assistant Cooker (JONAH HILL) -- tries to carry on the tradition of his late father in making nature interesting. I have to get at least few laughs from spending 90 minutes with those zany nuts, don't I? We next see them at the dentist, missing their front teeth (with bloody results down their chins and on their shirts). An extended comedy bit has a man with a large turkey attached to his otherwise bare crotch after it's partially swallowed his genitals and won't let go (graphically seen in an x-ray image of that, as well as his penis being stretched outward as others try to pull it off him). People love shark attacks! [4], Strange Wilderness received highly negative reviews. Danny has the center of his hair spiked up in a faux Mohawk. That's isn't a good sign. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Though hesitant and with Peter not willing to give up, Dick agrees to lead the group through the jungle. Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. Milas slaps Junior on the back of the head to make him shape up. There are a couple of distractions as our team needs to get money, in some gags that fall horribly, horribly flat. Are the blurry photographs evidence of this creature's existence, or are they just nature photography of your mom? Cooker uses a hand buzzer to shock Cheryl's hand, and later twice gets Whitaker on the crotch with the same thing. Those looking for a goofy comedy or who are fans of someone in the cast might be interested. One of the guys punctures a beer can and then drinks from the resultant holes. The funniest scene in the movie ? Later, when park rangers fly over in a helicopter, one announces, "Smokey the Bear says put out the bong." There, they meet up with Dick, an explorer and a friend of Bill who takes them to Gus Hayden. Then again, I found plenty to laugh at while watching Grandma's Boy, and I went into that with a certain sense of dread. Should've been funny, the concept wasn't half bad. Bigfoot comes out of his cave, confused about what's occurring, with Peter panicking and shooting him with his handgun, followed by the rest of his crew shooting the creature with machine guns, killing him (no blood at that moment, but his dead body is later seen with some bloody bullet holes in it). It's a fun mindless movie however. When Dick states that's his full name (no last name), the guys on the TV crew snicker and make various crude, double entendre comments about that. They also try to stage a death by suicide scene for the creature, to capture for their show. Strange Wilderness centers around the crew members of the titular fictional nature show heading to Ecuador to investigate a Bigfoot sighting in order to keep the show from being cancelled. We see that Junior has fake open eyes tattooed on his eyelids so that it looks like he's awake when he's asleep (he states he did this because he thought the "sh*t" -- drugs -- was laced). Coming Soon, Regal They also bring in two more people like Whitaker, a former car mechanic now animal handler, and Cheryl, a travel agent. We see footage of a primate's large testicles. The website's critical consensus reads, "Strange Wilderness is a laugh-free comedy that's both aimless and overly crass." DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE "You like Dick?" JUSTIN LONG plays Milas' nephew, a stoner who's often smoking pot or using a bong. We see thrashing and bloody water, making us think he's been killed. the northern and southern hemispheres. Strange Wilderness is a long running wildlife programme which is now succeeded by Peter (Steve Zahn), the host of the show, whose father had made the programme into one of the best loved prime time shows. Music(Inappropriate) We may earn a commission from links on this page. We see footage of a primate's large testicles. After ratings plummet and the show is canceled, we watch a long flashback to see its demise. I will admit to a couple of giggles during this scene, and though it wasn't hilarious, I found myself thinking that if the whole movie had taken this ridiculous tone, it might've fared a little better. No problems. Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking Severe 5 of 7 found this severe A man is frequently smoking a bong throughout Excessive smoking and drinking We next see him at the doctor, still that way, with an x-ray image showing a graphic view of his penis down the turkey's throat. Oh, I almost forgot Peter Dante, a.k.a. BLOOD/GORE Peter states that he has to go "take a leak," and we then partially see and hear him do that outdoors. The shark is gaping is mouth and literally "gasping for breath" trying to keep itself oxygenated enough since it's not swimming fast enough to push enough water across it's gills to keep oxygenated. At least 82 "f" words (2 used with "mother," 2 used sexually, as are several uses of the term "laying pipe"), 38 "s" words, 5 slang terms using male genitals ("c*ck-tease," "Johnson," "hog" and several uses of "d*ck," with many others playing off a man's name being Dick), 3 using female ones ("p*ssy"), 12 hells, 11 asses (4 used with "hole"), 4 craps, 4 damns, 2 S.O.B.s, 15 uses of "Oh my God," 5 of "God," 3 of "G-damn," 2 each of "Jesus" and "Jesus Christ," and 1 use each of "Christ," "For God's sakes" and "Oh God. That said, although Strange Wilderness mades me laugh (and on my third viewing, still makes me laugh some), it's still an absolutely dreadful film. We see wildlife footage of a lion taking down a gazelle, and of vultures eating a dead zebra (pulling at the fleshy meat). I'm no expert in comedy writing, but I think that might be a sign that you're out of ideas. BLAKE CLARK plays a guide in Ecuador who takes the TV crew to meet Gus. As it turns out, this was the only scene worth mentioning from Strange Wilderness. So Patrick conveniently disappears (good plotting), Harry Hamlin's competing team is conveniently murdered by pygmies, and Zahn leads his team to Bigfoot's lair. There's talk that Whitaker already had his fourth beer in the morning (as he's seen holding one). She then states that she heard him, but believes he said that to make him sound heterosexual (thinking he's gay). BLAKE CLARK plays a guide in Ecuador who takes the TV crew to meet Gus. Profanity consists of at least 82 "f" words, while other expletives and many colorful phrases are also uttered. So after a tedious run-through of some of the show's exploits, it's off to Ecuador in a big-ass RV. At the dentist's office, Peter asks for Penthouse Magazine, but is told they don't have that. Unfortunately, the show's ratings have plummeted since Peter took over the reins -- especially in comparison to a competing show hosted by Sky Pierson (HARRY HAMLIN) -- and Peter's just been given two weeks notice of its cancellation. That includes one person who's strung-up upside down, while Sky is barely alive, having been cut in half (we see some blood around the bottom of his torso, as well as his lower body nearby -- all played for comedy). Strange Wilderness - Shark Laugh Scene (UNCENSORED) - YouTube. "Take a leak," "Sucker," "You ass," "Balls" (testicles), "Did one of you just shove your beak up my ass?" There are some funny parts to the film that make me laugh no matter how bad the jokes around them are. Privacy Statement and Terms of Use and Disclaimer Hiring unemployed mechanic and current alcoholic Whitaker (KEVIN HEFFERNAN) as their new animal handler, adding Cheryl (ASHLEY SCOTT) as their travel coordinator, and having stoner Junior (JUSTIN LONG) replace his uncle Milas as their cameraman, the TV crew sets out for Ecuador to find the elusive but legendary creature. R (Drug Use|Crude and Sexual Humor|Nonstop Language), Genre: When Dick states that's his full name (no last name), the guys on the TV crew snicker and make various crude, double entendre comments about that. Cuts to the movie just ending as Zahn breaks character. Between the character with the name Dick (and the barrage of immature jokes about his name, all in a row, mind you), a chance meeting of genitalia and a turkey, a war torn penis, and the only female character in the film being constantly bombarded with sexual comments and attention. We hear that Peter's dad died sometime in the past, but we don't know when, and there's no leftover grieving. MUSIC (INAPPROPRIATE) Gus makes off with the crew's gear, stranding them in the jungle. Gus tells the story of sticking a knife and then grenade into a man's head in the past. This is one of those I Watched This On Purpose movies that I was pretty sure was going to be as bad as the world seems to think it is, which is actually part of the fun of this ongoing psychological experiment. This leads to a scene in a hospital in which a sexy nurse must try to remove the turkey from Zahn's erect penis by massaging the turkey's neck. Cooker sings several songs while playing the guitar and uses various "f" words in his lyrics. Founded in April 2006, High-Def Digest is the ultimate guide for High-Def enthusiasts who demand only the best that money can buy. We see footage of various bare-breasted women in small thong bottoms (one turns around and we see most of her bare butt). Unless something big happens, Strange Wilderness will be cancelled in two weeks. The plot, such as it is: Steve Zahn's dad used to host a nature show, but he died, so Zahn and his stoner buddies took it over. After a canister of nitrous oxide leaks inside their RV, we see Cheryl riding and bucking on top of something in just her panties (we see the side of her bare breast, all as she's high from the gas). Clearly they thought they were in for some hysterical reactions from moviegoers. Shifting to Peter Gaulke talking on the phone, you find that the elderly host is Peter's recently deceased father. Peter does a faked and strained accent to imitate those who speak Spanish (thinking it will help him communicate better with them). They figure, rightfully so, that their show won't be cancelled if they can get some footage of this mythical monster. Peter brainstorms ideas to keep Strange Wilderness on the air with Fred, equipment manager Lynn Cooker, driver Danny Gutierrez, camera man Junior, and his father's old friend/original cameraman Milas. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! We see bottles of booze in the background behind Peter. Peter inherited the wildlife show, called "Strange Wilderness", but admits he is not as talented as his father. That prompts the guys to say they have maps as well, hoping she'll do the same to/with them. Zahn is taking a piss in the woods, and he's attacked by a wild turkey, which attaches itself to his penis. There's a certain amount of hubris involved in tacking more than an hour of bonus material onto a movie this shittythere's a Comedy Central special, some deleted scenes that are just as bad as the regular scenes, and a whole bit of Jonah Hill improvising a song. Peter briefly has Fred in a headlock. For more information, please see our A rear entry sexual encounter is seen on video (from a distance), while other nudity is present (a man's misshapen penis and scrotum from self-stitching in the past, topless women in thongs, another woman in just her panties), and lions are seen mating in wildlife footage. "That's f*cked up," "You stupid f*ck," "Get in the f*cking car," "You f*cking asshole," "Oh sh*t," "Check this sh*t out," "You're sh*tting me," "Sh*t, man," "Bullsh*t," "Eating the sh*t out of" "That's the craziest sh*t I've ever seen," "Holy sh*t," "I'll be laying some serious pipe," "Whore," "You want him to piss that turkey off his hog?" Soft scenes can be found without much difficulty, sometimes caught in between sharp shots in the same scene, while others can be prolonged; for example, the shots in Gaulkes residence near the end as hes finishing up his phone call recounting his tale are amazingly flat and dull. It's as if to say, "Joke's on you, suckers!" About a puffer fish, it's said that it sucks its "balls" into its stomach. A thug repeatedly honks his car horn to interrupt the crew's filming, and then wants $100 to stop. But this This wasn't a pot comedy. Bigfoot has long been one of the greatest mysteries/hoaxes in world history. Real nature footage shows animals attacking others, while other bits (made by the filmmakers, played for comedy), feature a shark, alligator and piranhas separately attacking humans, while humans mow down Bigfoot with machine guns. Can Peter make dad proud? This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. They arrive at Bill's cabin only to learn he already sold the map to Pierson. Pop culture obsessives writing for the pop culture obsessed. He's onscreen for about 30 seconds. He uses strong profanity and smokes pot. When they bend over to look, he uses the car's hydraulic system to make it bounce upward and hit them in the face, knocking them down. He has no problem with Peter or others smoking pot, but doesn't go along with them on their hunt for Bigfoot. About a puffer fish, it's said that it sucks its "balls" into its stomach. The doc then says that maybe Peter can urinate into the turkey (to pass whatever was in the syringe into the turkey's throat, prompting Fred to ask, "You want him to piss that turkey off his hog?" It grossed $3 million over its first weekend, placing in the 13th spot in the North American box office. Junior asks the others if they ever tried to poop and brush their teeth at the same time (as he comes out of the RV's bathroom), stating that it's hard. I can't really remember many laughs at this point, because I'm overwhelmed by the malaise that Strange Wilderness inspired. (Of course.) Let's give them massive benefit of the doubt and say they add up to one minute. Recently deceased father off with the crew 's filming, and the show 's exploits, it said! 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